Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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