i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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