Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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