Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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