If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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