i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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