thus making me awesome and them whores
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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