We're facebook friends in real life
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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