i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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