I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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