is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I want to have your abortion
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It's never too late to be topless.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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