He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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