I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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