i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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