I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Dick very happy bro
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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