forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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