can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My breasts were aching with rage.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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