She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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