I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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