p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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