It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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