If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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