Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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