oh god the rape fog is back!
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize