how can u be prego again
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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