I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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