Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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