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(949): View more from California

Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?

(619): View more from California

hahahahahahahahahahaha

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(904): View more from Florida

hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.

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(443): View more from Maryland

When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.

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