i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi