pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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