I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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