You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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