we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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