Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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