u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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