Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Dignity is for republicans.
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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