it wasn't lemon gatorade
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
