Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
My vagina is very pro this idea
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
