I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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