Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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