apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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