is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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