his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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