i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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