Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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