went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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