Kareoke will never be a sober sport
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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