ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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