You really coming over, don't trick.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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