I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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