am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
birth control should be required to get into college
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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