i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Blood and glitter go together right?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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