when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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