just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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