So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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