I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
only if we run a train.
done.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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