I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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