I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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