Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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