Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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