We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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