You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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